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A slut willing to have sex with anyone. Most "smutkettes" have had oral sex or intercourse with one (more times than not) several of your boys. Is a popular term in Brockton, MA.

That chick had sex with me and my boy in the same night, she's a straight up smutkette.

smutkette by Jump Off Jackson December 6, 2007

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Smurfette

That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.

The new kid already hit Smurfette.

Smurfette by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011

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Smutsketeers

A group of 3 girls. More specifically 3 girls who are percieved to be skanky, or are actually indeed skanky. The type of girls that perform a 3-way girl kiss at drunken parties

Dave: Did you see whose here, Whitney, Amanda & Sarah
Shannon: Oh yea, the 3 smutsketeers are out in full force

Smutsketeers by Shannon RK January 2, 2008

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Smurfetted

When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.

Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!

Smurfetted by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010

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skunkette

A female therianthropic or furry skunk.

James Hardiman's Onyx is a naughty skunkette.

skunkette by Colin Ritter August 4, 2003

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Slutketeer

A member of the group "slutketeers". 4 girls who love to get drunk and have fun. Contrary to the name, they are not actual sluts. They are beautiful and should never change.

The slutketeers are going to Penn State! It's going to be a 4/4 weekend!

Slutketeer by Bear Cub April 27, 2015

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Smurfette

A woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue.

Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum.

Smurfette by DV Jake July 8, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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