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Athlete's Smut
The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.
Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.
Athlete's Smut by youknowilkeribs June 20, 2011
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Satan's Smut
You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.
Satan's Smut by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023
Schrodinger's Smut
(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
Schrodinger's Smut by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
smut slut
(n.) any individual that reaches orgasm by reading cheap nasty books with no pictures, but containing very lurid and colorful depictions of every kind of sex imaginable.
See also cliterature.
See also cliterature.
smut slut by Robert E. Porter, Jr. August 8, 2007
smut skip
Typically in roleplay, but also in writing, smut skipping is to start a smut scene, and then put a generalized ending on it. This is usually reserved for those who like a scenario for imagining smut, but do not wish to write it with or for another person.
"Let's do a smut skip" Liz suggested, not wanting to roleplay a sex scene with her boyfriend just yet.