Smurry

People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.

A true smurry only knows the date of birth of his dog but not his two sisters

by ConnO’ July 6, 2019

Smurry

A person who smells after eating curry

'Oh I had to sit next to the worst Smurry on the train today'

by yame1986 March 9, 2010