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smekktard 

A "smekktard" is a friend of Smekk. Alternatively, a Smekk simp or Smekk themself. They tend to be very sensitive and use Twitter a lot to make fun of heterosexuals. They also tend to not know what sunlight is, nor have they ever seen it.
"Oh, wow another smekktard coming to tell me to die for being straight."
smekktard by Neeruh K. July 21, 2022
Words you can keep

speaktard 

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded
charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.
MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard
Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

smoketarded 

1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.

see also smoketard
Oh man, you're so smoketarded. When was the last time you got high?
smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006

Smacktard 

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").
Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!
Smacktard by Money$hot July 22, 2004

smacktard 

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

smacktarded 

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.
Yo, I am smacktarded.
smacktarded by Cait November 23, 2004
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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