smashkinger

adj., describing something (usually pertaining to DDR or computers) that a meterosexual male would like to fondle.

noun., A meterosexual male who has had, at some point, intercourse with a Nentendo Rock CD Collection, and everybody knows it.

*~*This is in correspondance with Mary's original definition of the term.*~~*
1.)That's a smashkingin' DDR mat you got there, Quinn!

2.)Yo! Smashkinger, my man! How're your Cd's comin' along?
by Dani D. March 05, 2004
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smashkinger

1.noun.,a meterosexual male who has been taunted by a member of the "Colton" species
2.noun.,a meterosexual male that has played DDR, and hasnt slept all night
3.verb.,to be fondling a DDR mat at a social function
1.Oh my god, Diggy, yoiu are such a smashkinger!.
3.Quinn! Stop smashkinging the mat. We have company.
by Mary Kavanagh February 28, 2004
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Smashking

1. When one is smashing and spanking at the same time.

2. When one is well experienced in the art of smashing, one then earns the title of the “smash-king.”
1. “I was smashking this girl so hard last night.”
2. “They won’t stop blowing my phone up cause I’m still the smashking.”
by No One Will Know Show November 17, 2019
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