smallwig

A type of person that Peter Griffin refused to allow to dine in the family restaurant in the episode "No Meals On Wheels," characterized as a goofy man with little hair speaking in a ridiculous voice - which gives the viewer no real idea of what a "smallwig" may actually be - and for some reason, is not defined anywhere on the Internet (save for the 2 million search results returning offers for tiny wigs for people with tiny heads) which just proves once again that Family Guy is a stupid ass cartoon sitcom that makes no fucking sense and should have never been brought back on the air after it was cancelled the first time.

Peter Griffin: ...all the movers and shakers and big wigs are going to eat here. But NOT the smallwigs.

"Small Wig": Hey, I'm hungry! I got a credit card!

Audience: What?

Seth McFarland: *counts his stack of $5,000 bills*

SheKnows: *pissed off that she wasted 20 minutes creating this entry when she could have been getting some work done*

by SheKnows March 8, 2009

smallbigdog

An epic gamer god that will destroy you and anybody else in any game he plays.

smallbigdog just destroyed me in smash!!

by s.b.d. February 8, 2021

smallbigtoe

alias for soundcloud rapper nicholas laird

“yo did you hear the new smallbigtoe album?”

“nah that shits probably whack as hell.”

by smallbigtoe July 6, 2023