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smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation
I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel
by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011
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Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown
I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.
by WeaselSmacker69 December 09, 2011
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Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.
1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?
by qsuedenimp November 22, 2010
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