sluppet

A slutty puppet; equivalent to that of any average day slut, except in puppet form.

Did you guys see that sluppet during the puppet show in Gone with the Wind!?! Dang homey she was giving out the cleavage! If I was a puppet, i'd be hittin up dem lady lumps!

by Doug Jensen October 9, 2005

smuppet

A puppet with a long and oddly suggestively shaped nose, as well as a rather impudent and jutting plush rump. May be a portmanteu of smut and puppet.

Dave's Bro has an entire website dedicated to smuppets and their plush rumps.

by inkwellDried September 11, 2011

Slumpethed

The old English form of slumped.

Caitlin was slumpethed after a long day of bullshit.

by Litteral Human Garbage April 30, 2019

.shuppet

Shuppet is a very very very sweet mutual of mine and deserve appreciation

Who is .shuppet?

They are someone who is fucking amazing <3

by Fuzboo September 4, 2021

Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

slupper

a crack whore you would still consider taking home for an evening meal with the parents.

This is my new slupper of a girl friend... she goes like a zyrtec.

by Jason_071 November 9, 2005

Slupper cut

An upwards open palm slap delivered to the bottom of ones jaw. Derived from the combination of a slap and an upper cut.

"Do you want to get slupper cutted?! You best shut your mouth if not!"

by DINOmight November 15, 2009