Slow-Run

A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.
Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.

Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)

Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)

Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!
by mikethegreat26 February 06, 2015
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