Slopkick

The act of stepping in dog shit or any other nasty waste, and dropkicking your foe in the nose-face area of the head. very effective. <sc>

*fight happening*

Negro 1- Shit did he just slopkick him?
Negro 2- Yeah, shit just got real.

by thebuzzingfan March 12, 2011

Slopkick

To step in dog shit, dirt, or any other nasty substance and proceed to dropkick your opponent in the jaw. leaving behind a smear of nasty on their face, and they have to deal with the brutal pain of a dropkick.

*Fight going on*

Dude 1 - "holy shit did Steve just slopkick that dude?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, shit just got real..."

by ScawtSee March 27, 2011

Shopkicking

Shopkicking involves using GPS-enabled smartphone apps, such as ShopKick, to check-in to stores and find and scan merchandise; users are rewarded with 'kicks' or points that can be used to purchase items. Users get discounts and other rewards as well. To put is simply, shopkicking is mobile scavenger hunting, while you shop, that pays.

"Hey, why do you keep running around the store like a madman, scanning barcodes with your phone?"

"I'm shopkicking...duh!"

by HxCMusicJunkie August 28, 2011

Slopnick

a woman who likes the dark side : likes to swing both ways while getting high

That Judy she is a real slopnick for what she did last night.

by LavaLamp27 May 11, 2011

slopdick

The curve of a penis that gives it a C shape. Usually found in overweight or in men who live in their parents basement till they're 50.

"He's such a loser, you know hes gotta have a slopdick."

by Nikko11 November 7, 2011

sloplicked

Half ass cleaned something

Look at my floor. You done sloplicked it .

by FlSunshine February 3, 2018

Lagyna Sloplick

A forbidden sex act where one persons shoves a lollipop up the woman's vagina and proceeds to defecate on their chest.

Me and this girl last night were doing some pretty kinky stuff until she asked for me to perform a Lagyna Sloplick on her.

by PapayaLoverAndEnjoyer October 11, 2023