sloopto

The act of being excessively intoxicated. Sloopto activities include toe stubbing, word slurring, incoherent text message sending, and shouting. Very loud shouting.

friend 1:"How did you get home last night?"
friend 2: "no clue. i dont remember anything after 9pm."
friend 1: "ohh it was a sloopto night"

by me and jim January 11, 2009

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SLOOTOPIA

SLOOTOPIA IS A CORNICOPIA OF YOUNG FRESH UNIVERSITY GIRLS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE A UTTER SLOOTOPIA OF CUM CRAZED COEDS EAGER TO BE FILLED WITH THROBBING MAN STEEL

A VAST AREA FULL OF HOT YOUNG SLUTS BEGGING TO BE FILLED WITH MAN MUSTARD THATS A SLOOTOPIA HEAVEN FOR ALL MEN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

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Slootpocalypse

Its when girls take advantage of Halloween to dress super slutty. They whole world does this, thus making it a slootpocalypse.

Guy 1: Dude all these girls have really slutty costumes on.

Guy 2: I know its like a slootpocalypse.

by 7Seares7 October 31, 2009

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Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

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