Drinking alcohol either 1) earlier in the day than would be considered a "nightcap" but at the same time drinking right before getting into bed, i.e.- you're probably an unemployed alcoholic that goes to bed at 2 in the afternoon, or 2) at the correct time for it to be a nightcap but you're only having a tiny amount.
Me: I'ma grab a slightcap.
You: It's 2 in the afternoon. How could you possibly be going to bed now?
Me: (drink, drink, drink.) Zzzzzz....
You: It's 2 in the afternoon. How could you possibly be going to bed now?
Me: (drink, drink, drink.) Zzzzzz....
by Fancy_Bloom November 27, 2017