slave shower 

When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.

"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."

slave shower by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013

shit shave shower and wank 

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

shit shave shower and wank by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

Rico Suave Shower 

Showers taken by a man that last longer than a when a woman takes a shower

Phil- "Damn how long has Frank been in the shower for?"
Joe- "He's taking a Rico Suave shower."

Rico Suave Shower by Little_Horn May 31, 2014

shit shower shave 

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

shit shower shave by Maxsdad October 29, 2019

shit shower shave 

the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.

guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.

shit shower shave by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

Shit - Shower - Shave 

The three S's of hygiene.

See also, SSS.

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?

Shit - Shower - Shave by Mister Obious March 8, 2013

shit shower shave and shampoo 

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

shit shower shave and shampoo by blommy May 22, 2005