slammerface

when one is fucked up beyond motherfucking belief, probably at the point of blacking out. only byerly can achieve this state of being.

"dude, ive had 12 shots, 23 beers, i am pretty fucking slammerfaced."

slammerface by lmont meow September 25, 2006

slammerated 

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.

Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.

slammerated by WPMIV December 13, 2010

slammafaced

The point of intoxication in which a blow to the face would not cause even the slightest tinkle of pain.

Latrisha was so slammafaced that when Darmelo smacked that bitch...she di'n even noh it.

slammafaced by Laquesha B August 12, 2006

Shmammerfaceted 

A combination of "shitfaced", "hammered", "smashed", and "wasted", describing your level of intoxication. The most drunk one could ever be

You should have seen me last night, I was completely shmammerfaceted

Shmammerfaceted by guesswho1212 February 21, 2011

Slackerface 

When one's face, or actions have major slacking capabilities.

person 1- "Dude i can't come tonight."

person 2- "WTF. You're a major slackerface broski."

Slackerface by Desmond. March 18, 2010