A low quality or out of date computer unable to run demanding processes.
Even a “current” computer can be considered a slagbox if it has insufficient resources to run powerful applications such as hardcore GIS or CAD.
Could run these apps but too slowly.

Are you kidding? I can’t do an analysis on the property parcels for the entire county…my machine is a total slagbox.

slagbox by AvianR March 23, 2004

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Slagboat

'Slag' (dog,devious,untrustworthy,grass) 'Boat' (face)
A slaggy boat. Somebody considered untrustworthy, reguarly pulling snakey moves on friends and just generally being a c*nt. Hangs about with gangster crowd pretending to be a drug dealer type but never sold a penny's worth.

That paul's a right slagboat - I've got no time for the geezer.

John, you cheeky fu*king slagboat wheres my puff?!?

Slagboat by Jbird86 March 18, 2012

Slagboom

Verb, The act of angry butt stuff.

I hear that when Mike went to prison, he was slagboomed for hours.

Slagboom by Slagboomer January 15, 2019

SlagBo

A slag with an Asbo (Anti Social Behaviour Order)

"what ya doin with me nuts you slagbo"
"yeh, I scored myself a nice slagbo last night"

SlagBo by TomSE1 January 28, 2007

slagbonce

An old slapper who's showing signs of wear and tare.

"I'm getting a lot of unwanted attention on dating sites from slagbonces".

slagbonce by chimp65 July 4, 2011

Slagboom

The collective noun for a group of easy women. A boom of slags.

Tom: Oh look, here comes a slagboom.

Dan: They all look very easy.

Slagboom by Fishyd October 2, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026