Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

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I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.
by gotwood4sale April 1, 2014
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