skieve

Verb - to try to pick up a girl but by being a total dirt ball in the process; a much more negative connotation than skeem; usually best used when followed with an "up"; when you say he's skieving up on her it is also somewhat implying he is sneaking up on her; will go as far as to use some sort of date rape drug to get the girl alone with him

Look at that chaatch bag skieving up all over that girl.
He's trying to skieve up on that bitch.
How many girls have you skieved on tonight?

by Jaiye March 31, 2006

Skevenune

Party, chilling spot, a pal's house or a general RAVE!

"Do you wanna come and chill at my skevenune"

by Mr. Skevenyeti October 11, 2011

skiveritis

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

skeeved

to be freaked out, weirded out, revolted by or generally turned-off by something or someone

I was completely skeeved by his deformed cock.

by enitsirk January 27, 2003

Skeevester

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.

"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

skive

To avoid work but still appearing as though you are doing something.

Like I am doing now.

by The Charming but Unproductive one May 13, 2005