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skainzzled

adjective. way too drunk in a crazy manner, usually involves partial blackout

Typically, the order from least to most drunk goes as follows: buzzed, slightly drunk, drunk, smashed, wasted, skainzzled, jangled, dead of alcohol poisoning
Billy: How many different tables did I dance on last night?

Jaime: Nineteen; you were skainzzled.
skainzzled by Be Easy March 15, 2013
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Skazzled 

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something
Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!
Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020
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Skrizzled 

1.Out of the normal mindset, due to the aftermath of narcotics and alcohol.

2.Having just gotten a large lump sum of cash.
1. Yo bro, them 3 Jaeger Bombs, 4 Bong Hits and 666 lines got me skrizzled.

2. We robbed a bank, got skrizzled, and got a Q P.
Skrizzled by SkrizillaMyNilla January 24, 2009

skizzzledick 

The STD one gets after a night of heavy duty skank-tubing with three hookers. Three filthy, filthy hookers.
Oh man, I should have known when to stop...

Why?

That third hooker, she gave me the skizzzledick.
skizzzledick by 29thdog March 24, 2010

Skazzled 

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something
Skazzy saw two women kissing in Push the button, and he was pretty skazzled!
Skazzled by SuperM789 March 19, 2020
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026