silly finger

When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.

Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.

Kyler: Uh, ok.

*one hour later*

Kyler: What did you do to me?

Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.

Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh

silly finger by xLonnie December 6, 2015

Get merch

Get the silly finger mug.

See more merch

Four Finger Sally

A girl that is so loose that she can't even feel a 9-inch wang in her. She walks around constantly wet willing to give it to anyone willing to have sex. Usually, they are sex addicts and absolutely love the attention they get for acting like such a whore. To be a Four Finger Sally, you have to fit at least 4 fingers in her vagina, but a lot of the time, they can fit a whole fist full and they enjoy it. But sometimes, even that is not good enough for them. Basically, any guy with a penis smaller than 10 inches while erect will not satisfy their needs.

Damn, I just had sex with a four finger Sally. Too bad I didn't feel anything... it was like my dick was in a cave.

Four Finger Sally by Regina George June 11, 2008

Get merch

Five-Finger Sally

The hand you use to masturbate with. It's basically your extremely useful girlfriend, Sally.

"Dude! Did that chick just stand you up?"

"Yeah...guess it's just me and five-finger Sally again tonight..."

Five-Finger Sally by nightinthedark March 15, 2010

Get merch

finger fucking sally

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"

finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar

finger fucking sally by anthonynumber12 June 11, 2009

Get merch

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

Get merch

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

Get merch

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Get merch