silly finger

When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.

Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.

Kyler: Uh, ok.

*one hour later*

Kyler: What did you do to me?

Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.

Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh

silly finger by xLonnie December 6, 2015

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Four Finger Sally

A girl that is so loose that she can't even feel a 9-inch wang in her. She walks around constantly wet willing to give it to anyone willing to have sex. Usually, they are sex addicts and absolutely love the attention they get for acting like such a whore. To be a Four Finger Sally, you have to fit at least 4 fingers in her vagina, but a lot of the time, they can fit a whole fist full and they enjoy it. But sometimes, even that is not good enough for them. Basically, any guy with a penis smaller than 10 inches while erect will not satisfy their needs.

Damn, I just had sex with a four finger Sally. Too bad I didn't feel anything... it was like my dick was in a cave.

Four Finger Sally by Regina George June 11, 2008

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Five-Finger Sally

The hand you use to masturbate with. It's basically your extremely useful girlfriend, Sally.

"Dude! Did that chick just stand you up?"

"Yeah...guess it's just me and five-finger Sally again tonight..."

Five-Finger Sally by nightinthedark March 15, 2010

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finger fucking sally

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"

finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar

finger fucking sally by anthonynumber12 June 11, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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