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silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

by Oz October 10, 2003

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Silent Alarm

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

by Victor Lewis October 21, 2007

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