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The name of the first person who obtained the forth ability unlocked in humans at Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska in 1942. See Tarkmount Medical Research Facility for more info.

Background
Initially the third ability was supposed to be a high power laser beam that projects from ones index finger to make coal mining less dangerous and eliminate the gender gap for miners, making men and women equally efficient. Although this was a success, the side effect was the ability to channel sexual energy into the tips of ones fingers. When touching another person with a finger tip, that person would begin to be sexually aroused. The more finger tips applied, the more aroused the person would get. (It is advised that the thumb be applied last since that is what triggers the orgasm). This ability could not be used on ones self however, but luckily the first ability makes up for this shortcoming. The side effect of the third ability was so powerful, so intriguing, and so pursued that the first person in history who obtained it was given the name "SIDEFX". SIDEFX was a man who women flocked to from all over the world to experience this revolutionary sexual experience.
1. I urgently need Sidefx to touch me right now, with all his fingers.
2. "Sidefx, can I have your autograph on my leg and be sure to use your finger as the pen."
sidefx by herbend legend December 31, 2017
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Outlandish person, or really anybody who would look like a cartoon character after a wardrobe change. It comes from the "Where's Waldo" series; there are bonus finds the reader can look for if they tear through all the main finds. Sometimes these bonus finds are characters that look absolutely ridiculous, like a pirate smoking a long white pipe, with a cutlass hanging from his belt and a bandolier of bullets strapped to his chest. Equivocally ridiculous people are called sidefinds. This terminology is used in the "Tasty Pint" blog.
CH: Dude, check out that old lady eating Taco Bell!
BJ: Now THAT is a sidefind...
CH: ...Totally sidefindish.
sidefind by Chapter H March 5, 2008
Related Words

Sidefruit 

When a male's low hanging "fruit" is hanging to the side.
Check out Tom Jones' sidefruit! OMG his pants are so tight!
Sidefruit by jwbmt May 6, 2014

sidefoul 

The "sidefoul" or bad breath one emits from the side of the mouth when slightly opened at the point of exhaling. Mostly occurring when one is seated next to another person; ie. commuter train, public transit, carpool, movie theater, etc. Foul smells include but not limited to; milk, onion, olives, alcohol, cheese, morning breath etc.
I would have enjoyed my commute to work if I hadn't sat down next to this person committing a sidefoul.
sidefoul by mr. *zee April 16, 2015
Sidex is a wonderful smart intelligent girl that helps others in time of needs.

Also she is one of the best friend you can ever ask for.

Also at times sidex can be a devil and deal with others just for justice for her 2 bestfriends
sidex by Gummybear_gumdrop February 25, 2021

Sidefucking 

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.
D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.
Sidefucking by Tetherel November 8, 2010

SIDEFACE 

The abrupt turning of the head/face to the left or right with an utter look of disgust. May also be accompanied with "the hand."
That fool's nasty ass breath was all up in my face so I straight up had to give him sideface!
SIDEFACE by Nic de la hottub December 28, 2007