side kids 

Referring to children you've had outside your marriage with other women.

Got any side kids? Nah just the one with my wife

side kids by Toolz September 25, 2007

drop the kids off at the sea side 

the act of dropping the kids of at the sea side is to have a good ole' shit, and because everything that the porcelain got eats ends in the sea the term "drop the kids off at the sea side" comes into effect.

oh man i really need to drop the kids off at the sea side!

dude1: hey where you running off to?
dude2: i gotta drop the kids off at the sea side mate.
dude1: ohhhh got ya, dont be late!

drop the kids off at the sea side by hazmat man July 4, 2006