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Simplaining 

A person who gives reasons for their simping
When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do
Simplaining by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020
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Sibilant 

Characterized by a hissing sound, usually applied to speech.
His sibilant whisper made him sound like a snake speaking.
Sibilant by Dretadel May 15, 2018

Sibilant 

Hissing. To hiss. A mean or subtile hiss at someone or something. The tone of the hiss depends on your mood.
Katie was sibilant because she got her vagina got cut off.
Sibilant by BusterHiss May 9, 2008
It is an adjective that describes the area between the woman's vaginal opening and her anal cavity that has been split open from the birthing process.
During my lap dance, my knee got lost in her splaint.
Splaint by Pedro Pescador February 20, 2012

SIMPlanthropy 

A portmanteau of SIMP and philanthropy

A philanthropy movement which is blatantly done for ulterior motives (just like SIMP who's being kind for the sake of getting pussies or penises)
Corporate Social Responsibility?

More like, Corporate's SIMPlanthropy
SIMPlanthropy by Sir. B May 31, 2022

siblaining 

make (an idea, situation, or problem) clear to a sibling by describing it in more detail or revealing relevant facts or ideas to which they are already aware, either in a condescending or non-condescending way
what I was doing was siblaining something to her that she already knew...
siblaining by Vavo_Bictor December 13, 2023