Shwangmonster 

The biggest penis you could ever suck

WOW! He has a shwangmonster the size of my face!!!

Shwangmonster by Shwangmonster December 9, 2014

swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

swagmonster by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010