noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.
Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.
by captain duckman March 04, 2010
The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.
Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!
by get dunked on idiot December 11, 2022