shred the cello 

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

shred the cello by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

shred the cello 

to make a lesbo cum

Mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend

shred the cello by shalama momma November 4, 2009

Shred the Cello 

A four-piece Weezer cover band out of Liverpool, UK.

A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."

Shred the Cello by Googlemaps October 1, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004