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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
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Shagoozled 

One feels goosed up and ready to hash sling some slashers.
"Quite an enchanting evening to be feasting on our exquisite supper eh? Pass one the Gin n Tea eh?"
"Certainty Zumbo, I must warn that I am feeling quite shagoozled!
Shagoozled by Jack Mr Rabbit May 4, 2020

shoodoozleeee 

a word that means boom like if you have blown someone’s mind, or the sound something makes when it explodes.
“hey shall i press that button?”
“NO!”

button: SHOODOOZLEEEE
or
“well, according to science, i am correct. shoodoozleeee”
shoodoozleeee by beanz.dolan April 30, 2019

Shitoozled

A word used to describe the feeling of being bamboozled whilst shitting on the toilet
I was scrolling on my phone whilst on the toilet and saw a spider with human teeth which left me scared and shitoozled
Shitoozled by Bandarbum September 24, 2026
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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