short wagon

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A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.

"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"

short wagon by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015

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sport utility wagon

A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.

When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.

sport utility wagon by pickle rind October 17, 2013

Related Words

short wagon • sport utility wagon • Shartwagon • short • short bus • short king • short hills • short man syndrome • Short Man's Syndrome • short people

Shartwagon

Verbe: The act of farting in an inescapable enclosed area. (i.e. an elevator, or car in motion)

Noun: An alternate term for a Douchebag

1) I just turned this elevator into a shartwagon ride to the penthouse

2) Its gonna be a long ride to the jam-basket in this shartwagon.

2) You are such a Shartwagon

Shartwagon by Shartwagon September 2, 2010

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026