shokoi 

an "urban legend" in the philippines that speaks of a half- fish half-man that lives in dirty-ass rivers,also used to describe ugly people (or people you think are ugly)

Look at that packin'(fucking) shokoi lookin' ass bitch she ugly as hell!!
People tell me im good looking but I use Shokoi is my handle anyway.

shokoi by Brian moreno April 22, 2008

Shookith 

Shaken, flustered, shook, Blake Cedric

Jessica used the last of the toilet paper after knowing I had Indian food earlier that day. I am shookith!

Shookith by Shookith March 8, 2017

Shookified 

Being so overly surprised that you become shookified

Valeria: Dude branden tried to kiss me
Brianna: Dude omg fuckk im shookified

Shookified by saucymanz December 21, 2016

Sokoism 

A religion revolved around the great, mischievous sun flower kidnapper, hamster Soko.

"Hey Sianna-Marie, are you apart of the superiority holy heavenly group that all the cool kids want to join known as Sokoism??"

"COUGHS* COUGHS* OF COURSE!!!! I LOVE SOKO THE HAMSTER!!! I WISH I COULD BE LIKE ONE DAY :////" (Siannar-Marie may or may not be possessed by the will of Soko)

Sokoism by Doopi 2.0 March 18, 2022

shoko ieiri 

the goddess of jujutsu kaisen, such a powerful milf who’s the only one who shares the same technique with two of the most powerful people in jujutsu world, GOJO and SUKUNA. no one’s doing it like shoko ieiri and this is her world and we’re just living on it

do you know shoko ieiri?

oh, you mean the best milf jujutsu sorcerer?? yeah of course

shoko ieiri by satosugu canon April 30, 2021

shooing the dog 

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

shooing the dog by The shining finger March 29, 2015

Shoko 

1. A delicious chocolate milk beverage. Only available in the Middle East, prominently in Israel, it is a sweet, wholesome, crisp, thirst quencher. Some scientists have argued that it contains a mysterious addictive substance although no research on the matter has been conclusive.

2. A code-name for Marijuana or Hasheesh. Used to avoid police, counselors and other buzz-killers.

3. A gravity bong made out of a bottle with a screen on the top and a hole to drain water in the bottom. The easiest, cheapest, most creative way to use a small amount of green or brown to get you blazed.

1. Peter: "Jason, your cut is literally oozing shoko, how much did you drink?"

Jason: "About 8,000,000 centiliters. You could say it's pumping through my veins. Only a large brown cow could make enough shoko to quench my thirst. It's Miller time."

2. We are going to need to roast SO much shoko before we go to this lecture.

3. It took me three shokos to realize that the word bed looks like a bed.

Shoko by Dr. Zissenwein March 22, 2010