Shnoolgle

To have a large member. To be funny, friendly, flirty, kind and loving and be of above average in terms of the male organ.

Selfless, but always seems horny because he's packing heat

When I first met Gary, he was so funny, then I realised he was packing a big Shnoolgle and it just made me like him even more. I call him Shnoolgle and only he knows.

Hey Stacey, you know that Craig ? that really funny guy, well I heard that he's a bit of a shnoolgle.