shmeat loaf 

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

shmeat loaf by jordads February 22, 2008

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf 

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf by jpg3 July 7, 2011

Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

Schmeatloaf by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022

schmeatloaf

When the KKK members show up in different neighborhoods and steal car parts for cult sacrifices.

My weekend was so schmeatloaf like.

I ordered a schmeatloaf on the next block cause someone stole my scissors.

schmeatloaf by Gosh fiddlesticks March 8, 2017