shlooth

The act of one man placing a funnel in another mans ass, followed by cracking an egg into the funnel. The funnel is then removed and the egg and it's yolk are beat by the act of anal sex. Afterwards the partner that has done the "egg beating" sucks the jizzum and egg mixture out, and spits it into the receivers mouth.

Hunter gave Riley a nice shlooth, and Riley swallowed every last drop of egg-jizzum.

by Michael phelps March 13, 2014

shroothie

An all natural smoothie made with fresh fruit of your choice, 1 cup Treetop 3 Apple Blend juice, 1/2 cup of plain yogurt, and a quarter of shrooms (mostly caps)!

Kadi made us a dank shroothie!

by LadyBlazed May 24, 2010

sloothy

To be very sneeky, and undetected.

Cy was very sloothy as she moved thru the walmart arena, searching out her opponents.

by Super Cy July 8, 2005

Shloot

A word with a wide and broad definition. Phonetically speaking, the word it self sounds offensive (see: "slut"), when in fact it is not offensive at all. It may be used as a replacement for any word that has a vague likeness to it's pronunciation (see ex. 1). Or, it may be used as a curse word (see ex. 2).

Example 1:

A) "Could you please shloot the door?"
B) "Yes, but of course"

Example 2:

A) "SHLOOT! I just stubbed my toe!!"
B) "That must have shlooting hurt, eh?"

by OoodlesofNoodles September 4, 2010

shoothing

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.

John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!

by ThomasB January 22, 2007

slootha

a female that is willing to "give it up easily" i.e. slut

I slayed a couple sloothas at the club last weekend.

by ya boy showtime March 11, 2011

Slooth

A evil cousin of the sloath. Resulted when a mutation formed in the Sloath's chromosome 4761. Can be identified by its long slinky arms, razor-sharp claw, that daunting smile, and slenderman face. Pray that you will never meet it. Once you become its target, you can't run or hide. It will come and kill you. If you do, just beg its whatever-conscience-it-has-left for mercy. Wants complete-world domination.

Spread the word about the slooth and sloaths to warn everyone about their killing instincts. Just make sure they don't find out it's you who is spreading the word or they will murder you in an unspeakable way.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014