Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

Schlongophobia

Extreme fear of penis, fear of gayhood and gay people. non-hostile homophobia .

Terry: I think your friend Matt is a little gay.
Jim: Too bad. Im ending our friendship, i have Schlongophobia, i refuse to endure gayness.

by Dashofliquor November 20, 2022