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shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
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The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.
The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix
by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021
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2 shits in the night

When two people can't get a hold of each other
I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.
by jman1212 December 20, 2018
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Billie Jean shits in a jug

Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.
by sdajdsja May 20, 2020
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coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008
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Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves
Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.
by lemmingdos October 2, 2014
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Two shits in the wind

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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