shits in suits 

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.

The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.

shits in suits by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013

The Guy Who Shits In The Shower 

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.

The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix

The Guy Who Shits In The Shower by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021

2 shits in the night 

When two people can't get a hold of each other

I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.

2 shits in the night by jman1212 December 20, 2018

Billie Jean shits in a jug 

Billie Jean shits in a jug -

Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.

Billie Jean shits in a jug by sdajdsja May 20, 2020

coots in suits 

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

coots in suits by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

Shits in my nutella jar 

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

Shits in my nutella jar by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

Twinks-in-suits

A type of special advisor (SPAD) to a politician in Trans-Atlantic politics. Has never had a real job and doesn't llike speaking to ordinary people, but definitely knows how to run a country.

"The twinks-in-suits are everywhere in parliament nowadays."

Twinks-in-suits by murr4y May 25, 2026