Shitmeonyou 

Where you shit in your pants, but squatted over someone else's face, and then you lower yourself down so that the poo lies gently on their face, but still inside your pants.

I'm gonna shitmeonyou so that you feel the warmth of my poo without getting a pooey face.

Shitmeonyou by Glandsbury December 14, 2020

shitmongous 

a huge shit

“i have a shitmongous”
“trying to take a shitmongous”

shitmongous by jorangejuice April 9, 2019