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shitgilante 

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.
Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.
shitgilante by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

shitgilante 

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.
Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.
shitgilante by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

shitgnature 

The shit stains left in flush toilets after having been shit into, characteristic to each person.
"Do you have a toilet brush? My crap was so messy my shitgnature wouldn't come off the toilet just by flushing."
shitgnature by Ironballs April 8, 2013

Shirtgina 

If a particulary large-breasted woman wears a button-up shirt too small for her bosom and still insists on buttoning all the buttons, a shirtgina occurs; it is the gap between two straining buttons over the front-most swell of the breasts. The gap is akin to the shape of a woman's vagina and if no undershirt is worn, the gap gives a peek into the world of cleavage beneath.
Person 1: Dude! Did you see that girl's boobs?
Person 2: Yeah. That button-up was too small. She totally had a shirtgina goin' on!
Shirtgina by soulfulgray March 20, 2009
When life gives you shit....
Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.
shitinade by Sean Quixote January 1, 2009

shittinass 

like oh shit in a big way.used when shit wont do.
shittinass,the police are pullin us over
shittinass by melissa December 26, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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