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shitgilante 

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.
Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.
shitgilante by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

shitgilante 

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.
Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.
shitgilante by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

shitgnature 

The shit stains left in flush toilets after having been shit into, characteristic to each person.
"Do you have a toilet brush? My crap was so messy my shitgnature wouldn't come off the toilet just by flushing."
shitgnature by Ironballs April 8, 2013

Shirtgina 

If a particulary large-breasted woman wears a button-up shirt too small for her bosom and still insists on buttoning all the buttons, a shirtgina occurs; it is the gap between two straining buttons over the front-most swell of the breasts. The gap is akin to the shape of a woman's vagina and if no undershirt is worn, the gap gives a peek into the world of cleavage beneath.
Person 1: Dude! Did you see that girl's boobs?
Person 2: Yeah. That button-up was too small. She totally had a shirtgina goin' on!
Shirtgina by soulfulgray March 20, 2009
When life gives you shit....
Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.
shitinade by Sean Quixote January 1, 2009

shittinass 

like oh shit in a big way.used when shit wont do.
shittinass,the police are pullin us over
shittinass by melissa December 26, 2004