Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.

logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad

by Therealagoc July 5, 2011

Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.

Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020

shit tag

Small ball of shit that hangs in the hairs around the ass.

The shit tags were swinging on old Fred's nasty ass.

by Becky Ballsock February 4, 2007

Shit Tags

like a spider made of poo that becomes intertwined in the hairs of your towel holder.

"is that the pyob dressers?...i would like to make an appointment to have my shit tags tidied up"

by BURKY August 18, 2003

shit tag

a tag made out of fecal matter

"dude that shit tag is dope"

by no1nprtiqlr February 23, 2010