shit parker

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Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

shit parker by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

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shit packer

a guy that loves to have anal sex with people, usually guys.

He's cute but a total shit packer, girlfriend. Fly, if your into that sort of thing.

shit packer by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Related Words

shit parker • Green Shit Packers • Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer • Shitpacker • Shitmarker • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck

Shit Packer

breaden holden a boy that likes to have sexual intacourse with his dog and fiist's his mum... He likes to rape kangaroos on a tramperlene while he vidoes it and gets off on it!!!

Breaden Holden the shit packer

Shit Packer by 345465656 February 14, 2010

Green Shit Packers

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!

Green Shit Packers by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011

shit packer

A person (usually male) who is preparing to receive anal sex. This person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. In this manner, the man who will be giving anal sex will end up with fecal matter on his penis.

Stop being such a shit packer.

shit packer by smither of dicks May 9, 2008

Shit packer.

Jeff on alt.battlestar-galactica.

There goes that shit packer pooper chuter Jeff on a rant. He's set himself up for a fall again!

Shit packer. by Wanna e March 22, 2004

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer

A Name used to describe the one and Only Cash Edward-Allen Baselice, as he is a Sensei in the martial art of Bulgogi Shit Packing.

Watch out for Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer, he caught Ryan the other day in the alley way and it wasn't pretty.

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer by Sig.a. April 7, 2025

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026