shit horn
shit horn by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 14, 2006
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Like Shit Through a Tin Horn
Like Shit Through a Tin Horn by drsax November 25, 2009
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shit through a tin horn
Ever since Uncle Otis had his hip operation, full speed for him is like shit through a tin horn.
The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.
The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.
shit through a tin horn by mickinca August 24, 2008
Horny dog shit
Horny dog shit by jackson thrust May 30, 2019
shithorn
An exclamation used in particularly bad circumstances. Typically followed by the expression "Thanks for nothing," used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. Commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word shit because of its pedestrian nature.
John S.: Mrs. Johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!
shithorn by Princess Kashmir October 19, 2007
Shithorn
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