shit horn

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.

Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn

by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 14, 2006

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

by drsax November 25, 2009

shit through a tin horn

1. describing an extremely slow moving action

Ever since Uncle Otis had his hip operation, full speed for him is like shit through a tin horn.

The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.

by mickinca August 24, 2008

Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit

That's some horny dog shit.

by jackson thrust May 30, 2019

shithorn

An exclamation used in particularly bad circumstances. Typically followed by the expression "Thanks for nothing," used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. Commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word shit because of its pedestrian nature.

John S.: Mrs. Johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!

by Princess Kashmir October 19, 2007

shithorn

Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.

That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!

by pentozali June 5, 2011

Shithorn

A term coined by SophiaMiniNinja in 2022, most likely meaning an edgy cow OC

5 of my many fursonas are shithorns

by Bambianca October 31, 2022