shicrfu

A nice and subtle way to exclaim using three different swear words: shit, crap, and fuck. In pronunciation, try saying it like the first part of each word. Best used in an environment where inappropriate language is not appropriate.

*Man and Woman speaking in office*

Man: Hey, wanna go see a movie later?

Woman: Sure! Can my boyfriend come along?

Man: Shicrfu!

shicrfu by Xykonaut June 10, 2008

shirfuck 

The typo to shitfuck

You're a real shirfuck... Oops I mean shitfuck!

shirfuck by Cammy Down March 11, 2015

Shirfunkle 

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy

"That's one helluva shirfunkle!"

Shirfunkle by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024

Shirfunkle 

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy, usually to a cartoonist extent.

Jon: "I can't believe that 43 cars crashed at Highway 55 last night!"

Carl: "Yeah, it was one helluva shirfunkle!"

Shirfunkle by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024

Shirfuckin 

When you are shitting on a toilet and she is riding your dick

Last night we were shirfuckin and there was no toilet paper to wipe

Shirfuckin by Ionlyshirfuck September 18, 2025