Total gayboi. The reincarnation of the original faggot. If you ever see a person named shayahn, you might as well just pull you're pants down, because they will get inside there one way or another. They are also some determined and sneaky motherfuckers. They will stick there finger up your butthole, and then disappear, leaving you violated and with a newfound PTSD. Shayahn is a bastard, shayahn is a prick, but above all, shayahn has mastered the art of sucking dick.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods