Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.
Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.
by Heathenlamb July 31, 2018
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sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.
"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"
by Swade33 December 17, 2013
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