shart net

The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.

Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!

Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!

Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!

Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!

Girl1: You are sooo funny!

shart net by GR-44 September 22, 2015

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them smart n***** on netflix

Synonym of the show, "The Big Bang Theory"

Yo, them smart n***** on netflix is a good ass show

them smart n***** on netflix by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

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Social network smart

Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends

Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.

tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.

Social network smart by rudolph5656 March 28, 2012

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Netorare (in short)

Basically its an hentai comic where there's 2 people. Just pretend that 1st person and 2nd person is 1st person's girlfriend.
Then there's 3rd person here. However the 3rd people will devise an plan about taking the 2nd person and turn her into an slave that loves the 3rd's person penis more than 1st person. but at the end. It's too late. 1st people failed to protect the 2nd person. and 2nd person doesnt care about 1st person anymore. She will just call him loser or cuckold. but.... uhm? If you had shock or rage at your mind? Just pretend that 1st person beats up the 2nd and 3rd person.

That's all folks. and PLEASE DONT READ NETORARE COMICS
But if you're addicted?
For god sake. To fix it.
Just go and listen bunch of screamo songs so you'll feel the energy going at your veins. (Spider gang , X , Ghostemane , 7XVN , SCARLXRD , City Morgue , Nascar Aloe , PRXJEK , GHOSTOFBLU , other)

Netorare (in short)

Netorare (in short) by whatever31 March 1, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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