shaqusition

(Noun) A personal item, most often but not limited to an item of clothing, taken unauthorized from the possession of the person with whom you have shacked.

(Verb) To shaquire

Upon awaking alone in Gina's apartment after a night of debauchery, Russell decided to shaquire a painting of Gina's on the way out.

Hey, Becky, check out this I-Zod shirt I shaquired from Brad last night!

shaqusition by rustymac August 5, 2005

Shamunition

The type of ammunition necessary to take down Shamu, the killer whale. Note: only used in extreme circumstances.

Man, Shamu was getting so out of control in the last show we used up all of the shamunition.

Shamunition by CaliforniaIt April 26, 2010