New and improved Ro Sham
Bo. It is a professional
game designed to where the games can not be "set up" or involve cheating or degrees of unfairness.
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males
kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one
man has stronger legs than the other
man, the
man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to
date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham
Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB
may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent
may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham
Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal
bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must
kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal
bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE
KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
"Hey John, I'll Ro Sham
Bo you for 50 bucks. There's ten
people in the room and Dean said they'd all throw in $5 to watch. Dean called out that he's Ref."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham
Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"
Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."
