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when engaging in anal sex; if the male partner (pitcher) is having trouble entering female partner's (catcher) sphincter...said male breaks out "i can't believe its not butter" and applies to his tounge and proceeds to give the catcher a rimjob...this is getting a shaloub...

it works with homosexuals too
steve: dude last night i got shaloubed by my son's friend it was awesome
shaloub by Blake Northerington December 17, 2008
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doobie shaloobie

a doobie that takes you to the moonn
folks grab your ankles and spin were burnin a doobie shaloobie tonight
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mark shalhoub 

One thicc bih who looooooovess Eating italian potato foods
mark shalhoub by OneThiccDill November 29, 2017
- one whose sanity is questionable yet always manages to look cute even when she does stupid things. -one who can shake her booty faster than you. - one who actually has a booty. - one who can dance - one who is always happy - one who is a walking-talking ipod - one who makes implausible sound effects - one who does not know what the word implausible means - one who can dance - one who gets INCREDIBLY SHY when shes around guys she likes - one who manages to attract stalkers from different states including newyork newjersey philadelphia and TEXAS, mind you she has never even been to texas- one who plays SICK hockey even though most of the boys on her street hate her for it - did we mention one who can dance?
hahahah we love our shalubaby !
shalubaby by cyrilandpritibaby March 30, 2007
The phrase you use when you really just want to go at it with some dudes.
Hey man wanna try some epic shaloob in the local children's hospital?
Shaloob by RealistJenga October 27, 2020

tony shalhoub 

A lebanese actor with a badass 5 o clock shadow. He is somewhat better than Bob Saget and is constantly winning over audiences with his nice guy persona and witty charm.
Oh man, my girlfriend cheated on me two weeks ago at that party!
No way man...with who??
Tony Shalhoub.
OH RIGHT ON
YEAH I KNOW
tony shalhoub by Bob OC Sluts June 29, 2005

shalhoub 

has nothing to do with the actor. he is a very respected man.a derogatory statementyou can use the word around adults and they have no idea you are making fun of them.
Did you see that john ziegler interview? yeah what a shalhoub.
shalhoub by charliefnhodge1 March 6, 2009
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