shadow puker

Someone who sneaks off to puke unnoticed at a party or gathering then sneaks back (possibly with drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

Why does Mary keep leaving and returning quietly? Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker!

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "

by dlhammel December 5, 2016