sexy hands 

Hands that fuck whatever they touch. Beyond clumsy.

Person with sexy hands will drop or break everything that is touched. Will crash a computer by pressing one button on the keyboard. The person is useless at ball sports (couldn't catch a flu during a pandemic). For a guy with sexy hands it can take years to get to second base with a girl as he always ends up accidentally injuring them (eg: accidental punch in the head when taking sweater off, will never be able to take bra off, is the type of person that will accidentally head butt a girl when attempting to kiss her, etc)

Sean and Brittany are preparing for a party at their new apartment. Todd is helping.

Sean: did you ask Todd to carry the box out of the car?
Brittany: sure, why?
Sean: that box contains all of our wine! Todd has sexy hands! he is guaranteed to drop the box and smash all of our booze for tonight. what the fuck are we going to drink now?? look outside, I bet you he hasn't even got up the drive way in one piece. I bet you that it is goddam hiroshima of alcohol out there right now!
Brittany: I thought you told me that he had sexy feet?
Sean: he does!

sexy hands by Fist of fury August 31, 2013

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker 

nathan

damn that nathan is a cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker

cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker by nanshagger April 28, 2020

sexy beautiful handsome 

chloe

wow! chloe is just sexy beautiful handsome

sexy beautiful handsome by fuckkbeans June 17, 2021

sexyhanas 

Cute sexy girl that's you wanna make family.

I miss my sexyhanas!

sexyhanas by Auktion Ikon August 1, 2014