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sexpools are events during which drunk guys can take advantage of your girlfriend.
Man, those all ages concerts are such freakin sexpools. I'd avoid them if I were you!
sexpool by Aaron Myung July 23, 2006
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Sexopolis 

An evil raping creature that lives in the shadows of the wilderness. By having male and female organs, it is able to rape bother genders. Its body resembles the Michelin Man but with long hose like arms and giant red lips. In most cases, the victims are raped too fast to see the creature.
Blaalahalhalha.

Did you hear that?

Oh god, oh shit, I was just raped by Sexopolis.
Sexopolis by Jynx2706 June 2, 2010
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sexopoly 

a complete monopoly by one person or group of the sex life of another person or group.
Wendy has a sexopoly on me, I haven't had sex with someone else in over six months!
sexopoly by Nannah Yelir February 20, 2009

sexpoops 

1. A medical condition in which the patient aggressively defecates upon experiencing sexual arousal. thousands of americans suffer from sexpoops every year.
1. tina: i was having a great time with chad until i realized i suffer from sexpoops
martha: ewww
tina: yeah it was everywhere
sexpoops by Nathaniel Hawt&Horne November 16, 2012
Term used to identify a gorgeous/sexy being who is tall and skinny like pole.
Girl 1: Have you seen the singer of the Academy Is...?
Girl 2: Heck yes, hes a major sexpole!
sexpole by arghitsgaby March 12, 2008

sexopolitics 

SEXOPOLITICS ; THEORIZES that has to be a policy by our conterpart in the MULTIVERSE and OMNIVERSE that regulates the social behaviors, interactions of the terrestrial beings and extraterrestrial beings pertaining sex activities conducts and morals to have a pleasurable cultural interchange,and avoid mistakes that the “Falling Angels” “Founders fathers” “annunakis” commit ,by spreading the extraterrestrial seed of love among the ORNERY DAUGHTERS OF MAN. AND due to the proximity of a NEW, OLD CONTACTEE that is hovering on top of the PENTAGON and KREMLIN as well, is telling us that we passed the 50 years quarantine and we are set to enter into a new paradigm and we want as humanity enter the “universe society “ “multiverse society” and omniverse society and be recognize as stellar being.
i would like to practice SEXOPOLITICS with that attractive ,bodacious, sexy extra terrestrial if We dont break any politics
sexopolitics by Crazyaldo.com September 16, 2019

sex pool 

1. A place on a coed prep school campus were students of the opposite sexes go for extralegal sexual activity. The area's original use has now long since been forgotten and is now considered a disgusting place were one in their right mind would ever visit unless they were going to preform extralegal sexual activities.
Theo- Hey Loren, The Rock gardens fucking disgusting
Loren- Yea, everyone just goes there to have sex.
Theo- Yea its a sex-pool, and the rock garden club just planted moss there so that its fucking soft on the rocks... perfect for sex
Loren- Hahah sex pool... sounds like cess pool... AND BOTH ARE DISGUSTING!!!!
Theo- true true.... j0 lets put it on urbandictionary.com!
sex pool by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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