sexmonger

a person who promotes and/or engages in sex especially promiscuous sex

The sorority girl slept with three guys in one night, she is such a sexmonger.

by z7prophet July 9, 2009

Sasmonger

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

Sexmonster

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.

My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!

by Aubry September 17, 2005

sexmonkey

a sexual devient who enjoys animal booty. They will do anything for some pussy and that can sometimes mean that they have fucked animals, even plants sometimes. People laugh at how horny these people are, but really it is a disease.

Mark Carlson, the sexmonkey, will hae sex with just about anything, including his cat.

by cyrus N October 20, 2005

sex monger

one who collects and/or hords sex


(slut)

that chick jamie, she a sex monger

by Zac January 7, 2005

Sledmonger

A term to racially vilify old white men that resemble Santa Claus

Look at that old-assed sledmonger wasting their time! Fuck off Saint Nick!

by Dreddz September 3, 2018

sex monger

A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.

Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.

by Aubrey March 17, 2004